As feared, the majority of games were won by the NFL home teams. Cleveland beat NY, St. Louis beat Washington. The apocalypse is upon us, so make sure you wear clean underwear.

After celebrating the championship badge last week, I have another badge to share with you all:

Bratty McBratty Pants snagged the MVP slot alongside Radio Carla (renamed “Crusher of the Dreams”) I wish nothing but the best for these.two.lovely.ladies. As a matter of fact, I’m baking them some of my “special” cookies right now just for you. Yum.

Until next week, when the world gets back to normal.